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who? you. what? pool party. when?  after hours. where? hammond recreational center. why? because you’ll be missing out on the only best pool party of the year if you fail to at least make an appearance.

who? you. what? pool party. when?  after hours. where? hammond recreational center. why? because you’ll be missing out on the only best pool party of the year if you fail to at least make an appearance.

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Anonymous asked: gracelyn, brooklyn, arturo, and eulaline are going on a camping trip. some kind of creepy foursome?

anonymous,

finally, something juicy going on around here. i thought that eulaline poe had been saving herself for william dupont these past few months. but, now that he’s here, she’s been all over arturo. they spent the night in the treehouse with each other, and now they’re off in the woods having an orgy?
and, i think we’ve all seen the way brooklyn and arturo look at each other. who can miss those suggestive eyebrows and flirtatious winks? my best guess is brooklyn convinced gracelyn to join this sex fest.

so, who has pictures?

xoxo,
scarlett

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B is for BARLOW, BALLET, AND BUNS IN THE OVEN

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Alright, all my little ehus, I’ve got a secret to spill. Oh, guess that doesn’t make it a secret then. Whoops.

Word on the street is that third year, Jane Barlow's got a bun in the oven. How in the hell did that happen?! Maybe it was all the late nights she's been spending alongside a certain ballet instructor recently. Keep your eyes peeled for a teacher-student baby bump, it's headed this way!

Also, I’m keeping tabs on the rest of you — don’t think I’ve forgotten how dreadfully boring you’ve all been!

XOXO Scarlett Scandal

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listen up, islanders.

 we may have a murderer in our midst. arizona cassaway and théodore couture (darling beau of one cheetah, kennis duffy) were seen arguing last weekend during ehu’s mardi gras celebration. it ended when miss cassaway seemingly lost it and struck the young gentlemen.  that’s when our eye witness lost sight of the quarreling pair. but apparently, théodore hasn’t been seen since.
how has arizona responded to accusations? in the words of our anonymous eye witness “she’s, like, all shifty eyed. whenever anybody asks about him, she just, like, shrugs and says she doesn’t have a clue. mad suspicious if you ask me.” is arizona a cold blooded killer or does another, currently unsuspected, resident of ehu have a motive?

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spotted —

ramilda matsen throwing herself at owen blake at piece of cake bakery.
when will this girl finally stop sampling desserts?

 zaryn oliver and nikolai glazcov having a heated discussion at dresden dance studio.

later, nikolai glazcov and arizona cassaway bonding and playing music together in the dorms.

the digital bean busier than ever earlier this afternoon –– brooklyn cauldwell and daniel harvey having a couple drinks, aspen martinelli tripping onto willhelm trumper, and sage tremblay doting on jane barlow.

later that afternoon, kenspen (kenan luther and aspen martinelli) spotted being overly affectionate at richardson’s beach.

kennis duffy waiting for théodore couture at the sky bar. yawn, she looks bored.

arturo nevés obsessing over eulaline poe at the treehouse in jenkins park. but this ain’t nothing special, he obsesses over all the older girls at bouscher academy.

derrick hirsch and jane barlow with the munchies at the pit.

all in all, students of bouscher academy, you bore me. god, bring out the claws and cat fight, already. i’ll be watching.